Hallå där. That’s Swedish for “well, hello there.”

I am considered chaotic neutral when you look at a personality alignment chart. I prefer to describe myself as controlled chaos. Unsurprisingly, I booked an appointment right away when a business opened up near me that allowed you to smash things.

There was a trend a while ago where people shared a photo of themselves alongside their dog to show how eerily similar they look to each other. I believe that your pet is a reflection of you as a person. So came the best way to describe me as a person and share pictures of my dog simultaneously. To see the whole thread, click on the link below.

I love traveling. Storytime, I was supposed to study fashion law and luxury marketing abroad in Paris in 2020. COVID-19 can suck a rusty butthole (sorry for the image, but it is well deserved). Since I hate myself, I compiled my favorite travel photos from the past and tried not to succumb to wanderlust.

Instagram was a pain to embed…so please click the link below to see the post.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYu5h43uFbb/

I saved SoundCloud for last, so I didn’t know what else to say except for the basics.